Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Beware the Caffine Nazis

Just in case there were not enough things to worry about, there is a bunchof people out there wanting to take your caffine.
There is a mayor in Ohio declaring a "Caffine Awareness Month", that addresses the issues of caffine intoxication and dependency.

There is also website called Caffine Awareness that propounds "Waking you up to the real truth about caffine".

What is up with these people? They want, not only your coffee, but tea, chocolate and anything else that contains caffine.

Has there really been any instances of caffine crazed people out on a robbing and murder spree that I haven't heard about?

Are there back alley caffine pushers making millions selling the stuff?

What's next, a nationwide version of AA for "caffine addicts"? Maybe they will call it CA......

Caffine Awareness even has a quiz on their website so you can determine the extent of your caffine addiction! WTF?
They also have "Tips for life without caffine".............. And you can take an introductory course on " The DANGERS of caffine". They even have tips on how to be an activist!

When I first heard about this I thought it was a joke. These wackos are serious!
They can try and come for my coffee and they will recieve a lead enema.

5 comments:

Paul Nichols said...

Say it ain't so!

Pablo said...

Stupid, isn't it? I just wish these people would live and let live.

Me said...

... don't they read the papers? The latest news is that coffee and dark chocolate are both GOOD for you. (in moderate amounts of course). ;)

Me said...

PS: Paul sent me. ;)

Morrigan said...

Thanks for stopping by!